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You call that computer abuse?? How ‘bout stripping the keyboard completely…or better yet, check this out: http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/01/badday.htm

Now that’s what I call computer abuse. Not to mention all the name calling they must get. Goodness. The self-esteem of computers can’t be all that good. But I’m sure your computers are quite healthy in that respect, since you are nice to them and all. :D

 

 

As a manager at one of my former jobs, it was my duty to clean a frozen cappuccino out of a keyboard at one point. At another time, I found an acorn rattling around in somebody’s computer case.

There was the manager of a fast food store up in Wisconsin (I think) who got upset with his new laptop and threw it in the fryer.

No, you will not ever find me abusing working hardware like that. But I have been known to shoot keys off of keyboards.

Haha, wow. The fryer?? That’s insane.

Well, maybe shooting keys off of keyboards ain’t so bad…poor, frustrating computers.

Shooting the keys off is quick and relatively painless. Other than that, I have worn out two keyboards through sheer use. The circuitry stopped running electrons.

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