The law is the true embodiment
Of everything that’s excellent.
It has no kind of fault or flaw
And I, my Lords, embody the law.
— W.S. Gilbert
Iolanthe
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In my youth, said his father, I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife:
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.
— Lewis Carroll
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According to my calculations, this problem doesn't exist.
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It's 5:50 AM ... do you know where your stack pointer is?
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Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it is.
— Benjamin Franklin
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
— Thomas Edison
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I'm a great believer in luck; the harder I work, the more I have of it.
— Stephen Leacock
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
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Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.
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Those who don't read have no advantage over those who can't.
— Mark Twain
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The purpose of war is not to die for one's country, but to make the other man die for his.
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If you choose not to make a choice, you have still made a decision.
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Move to a small town in West Texas and live quietly, cheaply, simply and reclusively.
— Hugh MacLeod
How To be a Professional Cartoonist; Blog post
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I often believe that there is no cuisine so noble in the world that the Americans cannot turn it into fast food.
— J. Rufus Fears
The Wisdom of History, Lecture 15
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And I can’t just go slapping all 1,189 chapters [of the Bible] into one article or we’ll be here all month.